Tuesday, January 6, 2009
"Paper Chase",...part 78
Yeah Uncle Walt is exhasperated. Astroboy is pissed off, and I ain't smile'n at any of this!
I just commented about this at Braja's blog,...see link. Seems I have two identities. I went to the Board of Records to get my birth certificate. I needs the damned thing to get my drivers license, passport, bank account, credit card,....permission to live.
Anyway apparently my Mom hadn't named me at birth so the document sez negro..., "Male Smith". My legal first name is "Male" or possibly Negro Male Smith.
Humm, Negro Smith, sounds like a character in one of them Harlem Renaissance novels I never got around to reading. Male Smith might have been interesting in my post-Stonewall Gay daze. Boy ya should'a been there.
It was fun to be a raving pervert in them hopeful sexy daze!
'But back to my impoverished middleaged hell of digging up documents I haven't seen in 35 years. I'm having a hell of a time downtown at the "Board of Useless Bullshit" fixing this nearly 60 year old error on my birth papers.
How come no one has ever blown that awful place up?!
Well the story of my re-entry in the realms of taxes, rent, and insurance continues. I'm having one hell of a time, but at the end they'll be a party for the Ages at my new diggs.
I'll post pix's, and videos!