Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Millions go to Ball Game.
World ends in slow motion, and billions go about their business as usual. I sure do. I never liked fish anyway. Btw if you want to watch the end of the world as we know it go to the "Spill Cam" in the links on the right.
Zillions of gallons of prime crude oil is being given to the Gulf Coast biosphere,..at no charge.
I actually had a nightmare about all this. Well okay I had a nightmare when they said they were going to stop making Twinkies.
Speaking of dreams I had a seriously deranged one this morning. All about alternate worlds spilling into each other. For example we got mixed up with a history that called Alaska, and Northern Canada "New Kenya".
This from a world where Africa did all the world exploring back in the day. So it was them that got to name everything. Did I mention the Nazi world that shifted into ours, and tried to take over. Yeah them guys were a barrel of laffs.
(Click on 'Other Earth' U.S. map.)
It all ended well though as each timeline receded back to where it belonged. Dreams are so weird, and so real when you're in them. They have a solid internal logic.
For example in the middle of all this dream time mayhem I was watching Stephen Hawking on the BBC explaining the "Multiple Earth Theory". This in hopes of stopping the rubes from sacrificing the daughters to assorted gawds to stop all this chaos.
However to our real nightmare. Seems there's another deep sea oil well near the ruptured one that's *100 times as bigger.
*(Okay I exaggerate slightly.)
If that blows the ocean turns black. Light no fires near the sea! Well the summer is young or winter if you're down under, and I can hardly wait to see what disaster happens next.
On the up side Coney Island is open for the 2010 hot weather season, and Luna Park is back in business after nearly 70 years. That, and the Coney Island Broadwalk Mermaid Parade is coming. I'll give reviews of all soon.