Saturday, September 12, 2009

"George Jetson in the 21st Century"


I can see poor ol'George now. Living in a tent with hundreds of other homeless. This on the former parking lots of Spacely Sprockets. He also stupidly had a DNA test that found he was actually black with a touch of Neptunian.

Jane divorced him behind that. She was always such a racist Earther.

"Sprockets" was sold to the Koreans who then dismantled the plant, and sent it to Mars because slavery is legal there,...no wages or insurance!













So George is eating out of dumpsters. His daughter

Judy is selling her butt to sex tourists from Venus.

His son Elroy selling bootleg dvd's on the street to pay for his sex change.

His wife Jane married Mr. Spacely who got insanely rich from the sale of his factory.

An accurate 21st century story.

25 comments:

♥ Braja said...

Perfect :)) Love it....I wonder what George would say??!!

Kyddryn said...

Hahahaha...ahem...oh, dear. Poor George. Living the dream...

Shade and Sweetwater,
K (who wandered over from Mizz Braja's place!)

Lisa said...

Sounds about right! Hilarious. (Here from a tip from Braja)

Brian Miller said...

bwahaha...i don't know whether to laugh or cry...amazing. over from braja's.

Craig Glenn said...

Now that's an observation of note. Funny stuff! Also over at Braja's request (insistence). We pretty much (obediently without question) do what she ask (tells) us to do. I am really glad, cause it was worth the trip (I knew this before i even got here, 'cause she told me it was).

LOL

Craig Glenn

Captain Dumbass said...

What's Judy charging?

Gaston Studio said...

Braja sent me! Now Captain Dumbass is going to be on the next shuttle!

♥ Braja said...

Trust Captain to chase hookers around the freakin' universe....

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Ah, cynicism for the cartoon crowd. I always imagined Judy would end up marrying a cosmic-age Bam-Bam.... sorry to see her slumming it in the sex trade!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Oh my. Haunting.

Kathy B! said...

Torn between laughing and preparing for the end of the world!!

Douglas said...

I am still waiting for the domed cities and flying cars. I can't relate to this at all...

Still, you owe Braja big time.

And it was worth it to follow her suggestion.

lisa said...

I always sensed that Jane was a gold digger. A familiar story.

Otin said...

I wonder if they gave Astro to the Scooby Doo gang???

Irish Gumbo said...

I wonder if Astro ended up in a canine version of "Soylent Green"...

Is her butt the only thing she sells to the sex tourists?

♥ Braja said...

Oh, and trust Irish to beat Cap'n in the pervy department.....

CK Lunchbox said...

Elroy gave me a killer deal on Star Trek and GI Joe.

You know, I always thought George had a little jive in his step.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Hey, Braja sent me and I'm laughing out loud!!!

Uncle 2012 said...

Holy Crap!!

Braja what have you done! Now all these sane people are coming over!

What if they actually read my stuff?!

Good grief what if they go to my pervert links?

Wow this is like having a bunch of swell company come over before you can hide your dirty shorts, and porn.

Anyway hi, and welcome hope ya comes back now'n then.

Bless you Braja!

blognut said...

Braja sent me to find out whatever happened to George Jetson.

I'd been dying to know.

Thank you for finally telling me!

:)

The Stiletto Mom said...

See? This is what happens when you let your daughter out of the spaceship in trampy little outfits. Girlfriend was doomed from the start!

Braja sent me, and um...I always do what she tells me. So glad she pointed me to you, hilarious!

Kathleen said...

Shocking! (And hilarious!)
That Braja!

LadyFi said...

Hilarious, shocking and a little depressing.

Paige Lacey said...

Ah, slightly twisted and very amusing.

Bless dear Braja for sending me over. And I'll be back!

;p

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