Tuesday, December 16, 2008

"First Slush"

































Imagine my dumbfounded surprise when I stumbled out into the world late this afternoon, note 4:30pm midnight darkness. Anyway imagine my mixed emotions as I was sandblasted by razor sharp ice, and industrial pollution.

Hell I was just trying to do my smelly laundry.

Ecck, the worst part of being a member of the 21st century American dispossessed is how stinky it is. Funny I watched "Grapes of Wraith" maybe 100 times in my life, but none of them wandering Okies ever mentioned how bad the Great Depression smelled.

A hint to my fellow befuddled homeless taxpayers,...bathe.

You'll be glad you did,...and so will everybody down wind. Well it is getting on Christmas so "...let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..."

Btw snow is so much nicer when you're 'inside' a nice warm cozy house looking out at it. Trust me on this one.

3 comments:

Buttermilk Sky said...

I've been out of touch, Uncle Sydney. I sure hope you're not literally homeless.

Uncle Sydney 2012 said...

For a time yes your Uncle was on the road. However I've since been rescued by my pals.

As I relate further down I became a reluctant member of the new Middle Class homeless.

(...that is still employed with benefits, and insurance, but no actual home.)

Sort of like non-traditional casting.

Basically my home was sold out from under me. Happens all the time,...only this time it happened to me.

As you'll read I'm living in various guest rooms of dear pals at the moment.

Currently in the holy shadow of the Cathedral. I really like it here.

I'm trying to find a way to live in this part of town to be near this swell place.

Glad you're back, hope you're well.

Stay Tuned.

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