Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Imagine my dumbfounded surprise when I stumbled out into the world late this afternoon, note 4:30pm midnight darkness. Anyway imagine my mixed emotions as I was sandblasted by razor sharp ice, and industrial pollution.
Hell I was just trying to do my smelly laundry.
Ecck, the worst part of being a member of the 21st century American dispossessed is how stinky it is. Funny I watched "Grapes of Wraith" maybe 100 times in my life, but none of them wandering Okies ever mentioned how bad the Great Depression smelled.
A hint to my fellow befuddled homeless taxpayers,...bathe.
You'll be glad you did,...and so will everybody down wind. Well it is getting on Christmas so "...let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..."
Btw snow is so much nicer when you're 'inside' a nice warm cozy house looking out at it. Trust me on this one.