Thursday, February 5, 2009
"Leaping the Pond!"
Getting off my fat butt,..."Leaping over the Great Pond while eating Cheese Cake!"
It's like an image from a Monty Python film.
I hears ya. Heavens sakes I just wanted to curl into a ball, and hibernate for a few years.
'But okay I'm awake.
Aw gee did I tell you that my bathroom has one of them high pressure water pick things?
I ain't been 'this' clean since my grandma used to scrub the hell out me in the tub when I was a kiddie.
She used something called a "Pumice Stone". Basically a grey rock that flays your flesh off.
"Wasn't it fun in the bath tonight"
Said Christopher Robin.
Clearly the little Queer never ran into my granny!
...course I means "queer" in a sweet way.
Anyway as for the suggestion of a mental health trip. Well my sister suggested Disney World in Orlando.
She's been down there several times on business,..eh she's a contract assassin for various corporations, and governments.
It's a living.
Anyway she wants to send me down there to cheer me up so maybe I'll go.
Actually I'd like to go to Amsterdam. I have an old pal out that way.
Might be nice to visit a civilized country for a change. I've never been across the big pond. Humm, 'guess this is as good a time as any.
In spring perhaps.
"Oh the romance of the skies!"