Things really suck over here in the land of da free, homeless, and unemployed. I was all set to go off the wagon, and become a crazed drug fiend again when I stumbled on Pig TV!
'But don't take my word for it. Settle back, and watch these porkers have at it. They're real short so you don't need broadband to be in on the yuks. Gawd bless Brooklyn, and remind me to buy up more shotgun shells before the store runs out'a them.
Btw did ya know you can buy guns, and ammo in vending machines in Texas. You can get booze out'a them things too. Is this a neat country or what.