All that Easter candy is going for two cents a ton now. Everywhere you go there's all this surplus candy corn, and chocolate bunnies, kisses, and dildos. All of them saying, "...Buy me ya know ya wanna!" "Eat me you Chocolate love'n fool!
Did I mention the chocolate eggs with cream fillings. Shelves, and shelves of the little guys all saying the same thing!
"Take me home, put me in the freezer then eat me as you watch tv all night long!"