Granted Coca Cola oppresses it's workers, exploits Third World countries, and straiffs peasants with Killer Cola gunships,..or so I've been told. But there's nuthin' like a frosty Coke on a Hot stinky climate changed April day for the pause the refreshes.
They removed the Coke machine from our radio station a while ago in a fit of doctrinaire correctness. I've never met so many people that hated their own country so much. Anyway they replaced it with a Pepsi machine.
Pepsi also bleeps over their workers, and exploits it's overseas sources. They may not have any of them killer gunships though. Anyway commies are morons.
Above is a clip, and fold Coke machine,..don't say I never gave you nothing. Click on it to enlarge print a copy. Cut it out, fold, tape or paste, and you'll never be lonely again.
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But it still rots your teeth, so remember to brush & floss.
I read recently that out of a variety of good health habits, flossing extends life expectancy by 4.6 years, easily twice as much as regular exercise does. Apparently it keeps down disease-causing oral bacteria.
I could say when faced with a platter of cream puffs, "Who wants to live forever?"
On the other hand every day above ground is a 'good' day!
I didn't say don't eat the cream puffs. Just brush after.
I'll have an almond croissant with my coffee.
And I *did* have an almond croissant this very day! Yummy!
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