Sunday, January 17, 2010

"Fast'n Furious!"

The holiday seasons come so fast, and furious these daze. Is it Christmas, Valentines Day, Easter or Ground Hog Day?

Even the street vendors don't know what to sell anymore.

Between 14th street, and Battery you can buy Christmas lights, Easter bunnies, Valentine candy rabbits,...of which it's Federal Law to bite the head off first,...then the tail,..the rest at your discretion.

You can also get sex aids,..with batteries. Eh, this is a year 'round item.


Bodmin said...

The one thing we can't do without?

Zaek said...

If you bite off the bottom end first will you be arrested as a prevert? Are you a Bottom-Ender or a Top-Ender?