Sunday, December 9, 2007
"And Another Thing!"
I've been doing swell blogs for years now. I know they're neat 'cause they keep getting deleted by pissed off hosts. The only reason my famous pervert site "Inkplum" hasn't bitten da dust again yet is that a pal of mine owns the damned server.
What I'm say'n here is I do swell work, but never get no creds, nuthin', zip! My stuff was pretty, sexy, witty, and never crapped in the punch bowl. Eh,...except for that once, but I was real sick that night.
So how come I've never got any of them blogger awards that everybody else seems to be getting. Personally I think the fix is in. Friends give friends awards, and I ain't got either. Friends nor awards.
So I've decided to cook up my own gotdammned award thank you for frigg'n nuthin' cruel blogsphere. Humm, I'll have to gets back to you on exactly what this swell thing will be, but don't worry it'll be seriously swell.