Sunday, May 22, 2011
"There's Still Hope!"
So da Lawd didn't come through on smiting the sorry lot of us. All is not lost. There's still time to cash in on that Solar Storm that's on the way. Even NASA sez it'll be Katina times Twenty!
Think Y2K if it really happened only worse.
I'm starting a basement industry on Solar Storm tin foil hats. Even if the Sun Storm never happens I can still sell these handy items to the 'same' gullible rubes as protection from mind reading space aliens.
I see a Win-Win deal here.
Umm, okay so the hats might not be enuff,..still it's the perception that counts.
We'll change the advert copy to "may" prevent solar apocalypse as opposed to "will". That should cover our butts.