Thursday, July 30, 2009
"Don't do this at Home!"
Greetings comrades. Eh, it just hit me that perhaps I should warn you about then next several posts. See I'm in a mood if ya know what I mean. The weather sucks, I got alot of bills, the job sucks, my meds ain't on the ball, and I'm itchy, nervous, real pissed, and generally fed up.
...and you 'still' wanna go ahead?!
Hey be my guest.
Did I mention my feet hurt. Yeah I bought these real good looking sneakers in midtown. The price was right, and like I say they're cute. 'But they hurt too. You know how that happens.
They're okay for the first few days, maybe a week. Then ooooh. The hurt kicks in. Is this why ladies buys so many shoes? Guys ya know. They just take it, and limp on with bleeding feet.
The gals has brains. Besides being generally more stable, and living 20 years longer they also know what sort of shoes to buy,..and when!
G-ddess bless'em all.
Except for Sister Mary Clarice. This deranged sadist humiliated, tormented, and generally beat the crap out of several generations of kids. her vicious cruelty has cascaded down the decades of my life well into another century.
If there's an ironic Hell she's earned some centuries in a 34 story walkup in a nasty neighborhood there.
Yeah she's earned 500 years of fifth grade with heartless 15 foot tall demented sadistic nuns giving her the "treatment" all day every day.
Including weekends, and christmas.
Except for her, and two or three of her pals. I think all the other women on earth are swell.