Monday, April 11, 2011


I just got a letter from the Obama 2012 campaign. I must still be on their mailing list from when I foolishly sent them $50. bucks the last time. Anyway they wanted more dough.


Words cannot describe my reaction to 'this' missive. I considered Fed-X-ing a large box of elephant doody to these morons. However the time, and trouble involved put me off.

Right' I'm going to climb over the zoo fence at 2:00am with a shovel, and baggy,..forget it. That Bastard ain't worth it.

Instead I sent a copy of the receipt for that $50. money order. Yeah I kept it, purposes. I sent them that, and told them I was on the damned street when I sent them bucks, and now I want my damned money back, interest!

I also said I'm either staying home or voting for my sister in 2012, and to stop bothering me with their junk mail.

At this point I just don't give a damn about any of it. If they elect Himmler fine I'm getting a gun anyway. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. I'm getting a home defense weapon.

Getting a license should routine.

I've 'never' been arrested. I pay my damned taxes,..mostly, and I'm a swell guy so like the rest of America I intend to be armed when I face the coming national meltdown, and assorted mayhem.

Yeah we 'have' come to this.


Uncle 2012 said...

Oh, but Uncle Sidney you're a pacifist,..right?


Not in 'this' shit I ain't.

Anonymous said...

You speak for a lot of us Sidney!

Zaek said...

I think you've made the right gesture by sending them the stub instead. And I don't blame you for wanting a weapon. It won't feed you and it won't make you bullet-proof, but it's better than being a sitting duck. I'd like to take shooting lessons myself.

The President's not the basic problem; it's the fully-owned office of the Presidency. Matters are now so disposed that meaningfully constructive responses cannot by any means emanate from any agency of federal government, from the Oval Office on down. We're on our own.

Anonymous said...

That's the scary realization,"..we are on our own"

Sion said...

Maybe I've lived in the land of Mahatma Gandhi for too long, can't believe this is really going to help.

Uncle 2012 said...

Ohh, dear Sion this is just a Yank thing. Shotguns are loud, and get the job done. Knocks'em down, and keeps'em down!

We're all Cowboys here at heart. Don't matter of our ethnic or political stuff we're Cowboys. It's our primary national identity.

So when the shit goes down it will be the Shoot-out at the O.K. Corral from coast to coast.

There I said it.

I don't want it. No one really wants it, but we don't know how to do anything else.

It's horrifying, but there it is.

It's got so bad here I actually pray. Not sure to who or what, but I do.