...fuck this shit I want everything!
OK, you’re really scaring me now.Actually, I was fantasizing having my own tank last night driving home into a big traffic jam. Repaving the road must have been so fascinating that everyone had to stop and watch! I promise I won’t shoot the gun; I’ll just roll over them!
That's the spirit!Crush the heathens beneath the treads of your Mk-IV panzer. Sweep them evil soccer mom hoards off the roads!Shoot the damned gun! That's what it's there for! Pump a few dozen rounds of depleted uranium sabots into them rascals!Let them know you're no mere commuter. 'But a valiant "Road Warrior" cruising the interstates looking for mayhem, and booty!Harrggg!
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